tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38160181955234413672023-11-15T08:12:22.361-08:00Daily Funny LinksUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816018195523441367.post-50708807449611938122009-09-16T00:36:00.000-07:002009-09-16T00:42:53.166-07:00Daily Funny Link - 19 Handwritten Signs of LOL<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cracktwo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/67756_handwrittenhotesaug313.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 520px; height: 8789px;" src="http://www.cracktwo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/67756_handwrittenhotesaug313.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Source: <a href="http://www.webofentertainment.com/2009/09/19-handwritten-signs-of-lol.html">http://www.webofentertainment.com/2009/09/19-handwritten-signs-of-lol.html</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816018195523441367.post-44978668217162011462009-09-14T20:23:00.000-07:002009-09-14T20:28:45.796-07:00Daily Funny Link - 09/15/09 : Top 20 ‘Funny’ SMS Text Messages<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span id="intelliTXT"></span></span></div><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;">Top 20 ‘Funny’ SMS Text Messages<br /></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> 1. The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 2. I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 3. Crime doesn’t pay… Does that mean my job is a crime?</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 4. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 5. Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 6. I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 7. Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 8. What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 9. I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 10. The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...<br />"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." </span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 11. Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 12. I hate people who text multiple message long texts which always end with *some text missing*. I just want to .......................... *[some text missing]*<br /></span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 13. Never forget that you’re unique, just like everyone else.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 14. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 15. What do u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 16. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 17. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 18. If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 19. Born Free… Taxed to Death.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> 20. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait… searching… searching… still searching… sorry NO BRAIN found.<br /></span></h2><div style="text-align: center;">Source: <a href="http://www.funnyandjokes.com/sms-jokes.html">http://www.funnyandjokes.com/sms-jokes.html</a><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816018195523441367.post-64113302912854494832009-09-13T22:18:00.000-07:002009-09-13T22:24:19.401-07:00Ruminations<ul style="font-family: georgia; text-align: center;"><li>Are guys born with a gene that makes them want to jump up and smack the upper part of doorways? </li></ul><ul style="font-family: georgia; text-align: center;"><li> There is no casual way to figure out whether or not your fly is down. </li></ul><ul style="font-family: georgia; text-align: center;"><li>I wish my textbooks had a "Search" function. </li></ul><ul style="font-family: georgia; text-align: center;"><li>College is the only time in your life when it's glamorous to be poor. </li></ul><ul style="font-family: georgia; text-align: center;"><li>Nothing makes me more frustrated than scrolling through a person's iPod and seeing they have five versions of the same band, all spelled differently.</li></ul><div style="text-align: center;"><br />More at : <a href="http://www.ruminations.com">www.ruminations.com</a><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816018195523441367.post-43221913695326269282009-09-13T10:20:00.000-07:002009-09-13T10:21:07.866-07:00Daily Dark Humor - Daily Funny Jokes - Daily Funny Links<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; white-space: pre;"><div>Hello. </div><div><br /></div><div>This blog is all about funny links, funny jokes, funny racist jokes, black jokes, yo mama jokes, yo mamma jokes, funny stuff, funny sayings, funny links from the web and daily jokes. 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