Sunday, September 13, 2009


  • Are guys born with a gene that makes them want to jump up and smack the upper part of doorways?
  • There is no casual way to figure out whether or not your fly is down.
  • I wish my textbooks had a "Search" function.
  • College is the only time in your life when it's glamorous to be poor.
  • Nothing makes me more frustrated than scrolling through a person's iPod and seeing they have five versions of the same band, all spelled differently.


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